The Cobra Brothers
Cobra Brothers Pledge
When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry Yankee bastard who made you sad
When you smile - I will know you finally got laid
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be (in the Infantry) and to quit whining
When you are confused - I will use little words
When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath ... I pledge no other. Because you are my COBRA BROTHER!