The Cobra Brothers
The
Cobra Brothers Pledge When you are sad - I will help get you
drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry Yankee bastard who made you sad
When you smile - I will know you finally got laid When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be (in the Infantry) and to quit whining When you are confused - I will use little words When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass This is my oath ... I pledge no other. Because you are my COBRA BROTHER! |